Friday, January 21, 2011

ultraman nak resign..batman punye pasal

"hai ultraman..lepas ni you tak pergi mana2x kan.."
"tak batman.."
"ok nanti pukul 3 you present itu tuping pada power langes and wa ok?"
"ok la i try"..pdahal tak prepare pebende..baru tinguk sekali slide baru dengar sekali presentation..tak penah try software tu..tak penah install ke hape ke..just bace dari website

send email la apa la..baca sikit slide tu kaji 2-3 patah mende batman panggil
"power langes come ultraman nak present sama kita itu tuping" tau dah ni point dia nak basuh ultraman sb ultraman je tak penah kene basuh abes2x..
"bla3x"
"hei stop...what are u doing..you know this product or not? power langes lu ingat mau dengar lagi ka kalo ini macam punye presentation"
"takmau la batman"
"ok one more time.. try again"
"bla10x" stop donno what to said since the slide was done by some other mojako..
"this is our problem..you guy just know how to click2x and go..but don't know how to explain and eloborate"
(ckp dlm ati) "rasa macam nak siku hidung dia...sbr2x telinga dah panas..FCK 6jutaX"
(masih cakap dlm ati) "what the F...nak jual mende suruh stadi bedasarkan maklumat pada website..takpayah test takpayah experience guna natang tu"
"bla2x..i want u to stadi this..no matter in the weekend or what.."
(masih cakap dlm ati..sambil angguk2x kepala) "fakap la wei..tak berbaloi..pakse buat keje lain bile dah buat tak meet requirement ko maki2x..."

lepas tu
ultraman buat keje diam2x baca pasal tuping sampai batman balik..batman balik ultraman pi makan tosai ngan powerlanges kat mamak sadam usin..stay sampai kol 8...

sekian kesian ultraman..padan muka ultraman..ultraman ingat nak resign jadi ultraman..nak jadi biawakman lak..bukak jobstreet

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